PEACE PRIZE PRESIDENT POUNDS ISIS! Today Obama began the third Iraq war, which of course was completely avoidable had he not failed to keep a deterrent force in place. We were no longer losing soldiers there on a regular basis, the peace was holding, the government was bad, but not as bad as Hussein, it was a nascent democracy that was free to elect new leaders, and it was costing us very little to be there and deter radicals like ISIS. But no, Obama had a campaign promise to keep so we pulled out completely and left a vacuum. In the last week alone, ISIS murdered some 3000 civilians in Iraq. That's in one week.
So now we are bombing from 30,000 feet, which of course is the preferred method for Peace Prize enthusiasts. I'm sure Obama will use the Israeli system of dropping leaflets, making phone calls, and knocking first before bombing. Hey, that's what he did in Libya, right?
In light of this, it's time to revisit the whole series of "Obama is Awesome!" cartoon videos. Here they are in order: