"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Obama's Logic
What is the logical outcome of Barack Obama's philosophy: "If you've got a business, you didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!"?
The good news is, we don't have to guess. At the heart of Marxist-Lenninist theory is "egalitarianism": the idea that free markets unfairly and unevenly distribute wealth in a society, thus requiring the state to seize the wealth and effect a more even distribution.
Seizing wealth is a tough sell in a society which believes that the people who earned it have a proprietary interest in it. But if the society can be convinced that wealth really belongs to all members in equal measure, regardless of contribution, then the Marxist-Lenninists will have the critical mass for their revolution.
The bad news is, the revolution has always been bloody and has never produced anything except egalitarian misery.
In a totally unrelated thought:
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Obama Jumps The Shark
Obama campaign Jumps the Shark
scolding businessmen:
"You Didn't Build That!"
"Jumping the Shark", a term which has come to denote the beginning of a downhill slide in the quality of a TV series, originally referred to a Happy Days episode in which the character Fonzie jumped over a shark while waterskiing. Critics claim that from that point on, the show descended into campy mediocrity.
The Right asserts:
- Obama's campaign has "jumped the shark" by scolding business people, "You didn't build that!"
- Obama was not actually waterskiing at the time
- The Right is taking his being pulled by a boat "out of context"
- If Obama was being pulled by a boat, it's only because Republicans have let the roads and bridges fall apart
- Further, if Obama had seen a shark while being pulled by a boat and jumped over it, it's only because he is so kind to animals
- In any case, that was an underrated Happy Days episode
- Mitt Romney waterskis too and has a really expensive boat
- Look, the Koch Brothers!
(Cautionary tale: Although the aforementioned Happy Days episode is recognized as the turning point in the series, it dragged-on another six painful years...)
Monday, July 23, 2012
Ignite!
- How many know that Denver, Colorado has an active anarchist movement?
- How many know that Denver has an active Occupy movement?
- How many realize Occupy and anarchists are one?*
- How many know that there is actually an anarchist newspaper in Denver? (called "Ignite!")
- How many know that anarchist movements have particular animus towards Police?
- How many know that Police were the intended target of the booby trapped apartment?
- How many realize that this mass murder had no other motive other than anarchy and killing Police?
- How many realize that Batman has always had an anti-anarchist theme?*
- How many realize Barack Obama got his start as a Community Organizer Occupying banks? (Sorry, this is "Obama's Mob" )*
- How many realize Barack Obama supports the Occupy movement?*
- How many realize we are now several days into this, and no Pop Media outlet is pointing any of this out?
* UPDATED From The Original
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Mitt Romney Is Batman
There's a new Batman movie coming out and I hear Rush Limbaugh has compared Mitt Romney to Bruce Wayne/Batman. Ergo, it is time to revisit one of my favorite mash-ups. (Apologies to Herman Cain fans, but he had already dropped out when I made this.)
Monday, July 2, 2012
Grand Ayatollah Roberts
When Obamacare, arguably the most invasive legislation in the history of our nation, passed the Senate with not a single Republican vote, I likened it to being raped and posted the "Stages of Adjustment" a rape victim goes through. Here are a few examples:
If you felt abused by the original passing of the bill, it might feel like you've had to deal with a second assault, as if the judge made you re-enact the rape in the courtroom.
Moreover, this SCUTUS ruling is akin to trying a rape case in a Sharia court. According to Islamic Sharia law there must be four male eye-witnesses in order to convict a rapist. Lacking those four eye witnesses or a confession, the rape victim is found guilty of fornicating or adultery and given 100 lashes or stoned to death. Yes, that's right, the victim is guilty despite eye witness testimony. John Roberts would fit right in there. Maybe we should just call him Grand Ayatollah Roberts?
(Note that this case even had its four male eye-witnesses! Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy, and Alito. Nevertheless, the Grand Ayatollah prevailed.)
SHOCK—Numbness - Offering information to the survivor during this stage is not helpful, as s/he will likely remember very little, if anything, about what occurs during this time period
DENIAL—“Not me, I’m fine.” “This can’t have happened!” “It’s not that bad.” Not yet able to face the severity of the crisis, the survivor spends time gathering strength. The denial phase serves as a cushion for the more difficult stages of adjustment that follow.
ANGER—Rage, Resentment… “What did I do?” “Why me?”The list goes on to include the later stages: PLEA-BARGAINING, DEPRESSION, ACCEPTANCE, and ASSIMILATION. Here's the full list.
A survivor’s anger may be the result of having experienced a loss of strength or loss of control over her/his life. The anger may be directed toward the offenders, a doctor, the police, or anyone else, including her/himself.
If you felt abused by the original passing of the bill, it might feel like you've had to deal with a second assault, as if the judge made you re-enact the rape in the courtroom.
Moreover, this SCUTUS ruling is akin to trying a rape case in a Sharia court. According to Islamic Sharia law there must be four male eye-witnesses in order to convict a rapist. Lacking those four eye witnesses or a confession, the rape victim is found guilty of fornicating or adultery and given 100 lashes or stoned to death. Yes, that's right, the victim is guilty despite eye witness testimony. John Roberts would fit right in there. Maybe we should just call him Grand Ayatollah Roberts?
(Note that this case even had its four male eye-witnesses! Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy, and Alito. Nevertheless, the Grand Ayatollah prevailed.)
Thursday, June 28, 2012
The Tragedy of ObamaCare
Forget the politics. What matters to me, and should matter to everyone, is that ObamaCare has always been a shit-sandwich and it remains so today. The only two things we learned from today's Supreme Court ruling, we already knew: ObamaCare was deceptively sold, and anyone looking for salvation from the Supreme Court is looking in the wrong place.
The debate all along on healthcare was flawed. The debate focused on the visible: your costs, your choices, your doctor, your insurance, and the constitutionality of the mandate. That’s understandable. Voters relate to what they can see. But what makes modern healthcare so dynamic is not the visible, and that is what will atrophy under a federal top-down system.
Virtually all the advances in healthcare we have come to take for granted: X-Rays, MRIs, arthroscopic surgery, pharmaceuticals, surgical devices, implanted defibrillators, and all the high-tech gadgets and substances one sees in a hospital, are produced by private industry. The more involved the federal government gets, the harder it becomes to make and improve these things. We won’t notice the slowing pace of advances right away. It will happen slowly and inexorably. Years from now, we won’t even realize we are dying from routine diseases which a private health system could have cured.
None of this was necessary. Every problem we have with health insurance today is already caused by government: It comes through your employer because of tax laws that allow deductibility only for employers. You can’t buy insurance across state lines due to a law called McCarran Ferguson. Medicare rate controls guarantee high inflation for non-Medicare patients. There are no limits on malpractice awards. State monopolies force residents into high-cost plans. You can’t even be charged with theft if you drive up to a hospital in a Ferrari, demand to be treated, and then refuse to pay!
ObamaCare was never about fixing those problems. ObamaCare has always been about control and power for the Democrat Party. Democrats know that once the government controls your healthcare, they control you.
This has been and still is the tragedy of ObamaCare.
The debate all along on healthcare was flawed. The debate focused on the visible: your costs, your choices, your doctor, your insurance, and the constitutionality of the mandate. That’s understandable. Voters relate to what they can see. But what makes modern healthcare so dynamic is not the visible, and that is what will atrophy under a federal top-down system.
Virtually all the advances in healthcare we have come to take for granted: X-Rays, MRIs, arthroscopic surgery, pharmaceuticals, surgical devices, implanted defibrillators, and all the high-tech gadgets and substances one sees in a hospital, are produced by private industry. The more involved the federal government gets, the harder it becomes to make and improve these things. We won’t notice the slowing pace of advances right away. It will happen slowly and inexorably. Years from now, we won’t even realize we are dying from routine diseases which a private health system could have cured.
None of this was necessary. Every problem we have with health insurance today is already caused by government: It comes through your employer because of tax laws that allow deductibility only for employers. You can’t buy insurance across state lines due to a law called McCarran Ferguson. Medicare rate controls guarantee high inflation for non-Medicare patients. There are no limits on malpractice awards. State monopolies force residents into high-cost plans. You can’t even be charged with theft if you drive up to a hospital in a Ferrari, demand to be treated, and then refuse to pay!
ObamaCare was never about fixing those problems. ObamaCare has always been about control and power for the Democrat Party. Democrats know that once the government controls your healthcare, they control you.
This has been and still is the tragedy of ObamaCare.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Why Exercise?
We keep hearing about the shrinking workforce, or what the
Bureau of Labor Statistics calls, “The Labor Force Participation Rate”. Since Barack Obama was elected, the
size of the workforce, that is the number of Americans working or seeking work,
has dropped precipitously from 66% to 63.6% (source:
BLS*). This is the first time since
such measurements were made (1948) that the rate has gone down like that. Why?
Here’s a thought experiment: Suppose a law was passed that guaranteed everyone an average
lifespan, but no more. Medical
professionals would annually predict the overall average life expectancy, and that would be it. The sick
would have their lives extended up to that average age by every means available. Everyone, sick or healthy, would be terminated when they hit the average life expectancy
age. In other words,
you would would be guaranteed the exact same lifespan as your drug addicted, cigarette smoking neighbor, regardless of your health
condition.
What do you suppose would happen to the fitness craze? Would Americans spend hours running,
weight lifting, cycling, and eating healthy foods knowing the longest they
could possibly live would be…average?
What would be the marginal advantage of staying healthy? What would happen to cheesecake consumption rates for those over, say, 60? In other words, what would happen to
the “Fitness Force Participation Rate”?
Also, what would happen to the average lifespan over time, would
it go up or down?
Friday, May 25, 2012
Brett Kimberlin - A Limerick Poem
In honor of "Blog about Brett Kimberlin Day"
Here's a brief summary: Brett Kimberlin is a convicted violent criminal, most likely a murderer, and now a free man who has become a violent and dangerous leftist activist who gets funding from leftist sugar-daddies like George Soros and Barbara Streisand. His latest terrorism is focused on bloggers bent on exposing his past, his current activities, and his leftist ties. He is a menace to society, a menace to the 1st amendment, and must be stopped.
Some links:
The original expose' by LC (important)
Who is Brett Kimberlin? (a short video)
More Here... (good)
What is Brett Kimberlin up to now? (scary)
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
The First Composite President
Whatever You Want Him To Be...
Wanna close Guantanamo? He does too.
Wanna keep Guantanamo open? Yup, him too.
Wanna kill terrorists? He does too.
Wanna try terrorists like citizens? Yup, him too.
Do you hate rich people? He does too.
Are you rich? Yup, him too.
Are you black? He is too.
Are you white? Yup, him too.
Do you love your country? He does too.
Do you want to fundamentally transform your country? Yup, him too.
Etc. etc. etc.
Wanna close Guantanamo? He does too.
Wanna keep Guantanamo open? Yup, him too.
Wanna kill terrorists? He does too.
Wanna try terrorists like citizens? Yup, him too.
Do you hate rich people? He does too.
Are you rich? Yup, him too.
Are you black? He is too.
Are you white? Yup, him too.
Do you love your country? He does too.
Do you want to fundamentally transform your country? Yup, him too.
Etc. etc. etc.
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