Once again the Clintons are in the news for marital infidelity, dishonesty, and meanness. So as the pop media digs up Donald Trump's ex-wife's divorce deposition claiming he forced himself on her, which she now retracts, Bill and Hillary are never held accountable for Juanita Broaddrick's rape by Bill Clinton, which she has NEVER retracted.
So as the NFL season is soon to kick-off, I say "No More"...
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Donald Trump for President!
Donald Trump is the Howard Stern of politics. He’s a shock jock in a field of politicians
who sound like boring newsreaders in comparison. He opens his mouth and out comes ego,
shameless self-promotion, outrageousness, braggadocio, and downright meanness
towards his detractors. But there are
other things too which endear him to his audience. He’s fearless,
confident, unapologetic, and says things no one else has the cojones to say. And he's entertaining. In other words, he’s exactly like Howard
Stern. His fans are the same too.
Listen to them talk and you'll find yourself expecting them to blurt out “Baba
Booey!” any second.
Donald Trump is a serious candidate for President the
same way Howard Stern was a serious candidate when he ran for Governor
of New York in 1994. Stern didn’t
win. Neither will Trump.
That said, I really want Donald Trump to be the next
President. Allow me to explain.
President Trump could accomplish from within the government
what could never be accomplished from without: namely the destruction and de-legitimization
of the federal leviathan.
Donald Trump could be the virus that infects and ultimately
kills the progressive idea that government can and should micro-manage every
aspect of your life. Sure it sounds
appealing when a silver-tongued community organizer gives you a one sided utopian
vision to cling to. But how many want
to sign up for that same program when the guy who says “you’re fired!” becomes
boss?
Donald Trump holds people accountable. That alone would stop totalitarianism in its
tracks. The only way the progressive
takeover can continue is if a majority stays convinced they are getting a free
ride in exchange for others losing their freedoms. Trump will give no one a free ride, and everyone
will be his subject. Make Donald Trump
President and inside of four years the electorate will be clamoring for limited
government once again in America.
So yes, Donald Trump for President. And while we’re at it, Robin Quivers for VP. Oh, and Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Baba Boooeeey!
So yes, Donald Trump for President. And while we’re at it, Robin Quivers for VP. Oh, and Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Baba Boooeeey!
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Iran Wins!
Remember when Barack Obama referred to rural gun owners as "bitter clingers", bitter over their economic malaise and clinging to their guns and their religion? These are the people being sanctioned by Barack Obama in numerous and diabolical ways. They are being forced to pay for abortions, their groups are discriminated against by the IRS, the DHS targets them as a terror threat, their gun shops are sanctioned by Operation Choke Point, their legal right to purchase ammunition is thwarted by government bulk purchases and bans, they are being forced to perform services against their beliefs, and they are mocked and ridiculed by Obama and his minions.
Meanwhile Iran, a totalitarian theocracy, the world's number one state sponsor of terrorism, the most egregious rogue nation on the planet, fomenter of regional chaos, persecutor of women, gays, and minorities, a nation which seeks to bring about global Armageddon, which regularly chants death to Israel and death to America, just got a green light to keep all their existing nuclear infrastructure, all their ballistic missiles, and got all their sanctions lifted in exchange for some vague promise to allow limited inspections by some guys in blue helmets sometime in the future.
Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.
(UPDATE: Remember when Obama declared, "We are no longer a Christian nation..."? Meanwhile, David Cameron just declared that Great Britain still is. Below is a video compilation of the two statements by the two leaders. Incidentally, the US is about 80% Christian, while Great Britain is about 60%. [VIDEO - 21 seconds])
(Originally posted April, 2015)
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Bush was Right
Remember the "Global War on Terror"? (cue laugh track) For those of you who watch comedy shows for your news, here's a refresher: In the wake of 9/11, George W Bush (cue laugh track) realized that the attack was not an isolated event limited to some Saudi ex-pats under a single nut-job. Instead, George W Bush saw the bigger picture and treated it like an ideological and global phenomenon. Part of that was a "Global War on Terror". (Bush was unfortunately too p.c. to call it what it was: "Global War on Jihad" or "Global War on Radical Islam"). He made clear it would be fought under the radar and that the battles and successes would not be made public. He followed through for two terms. There were no new attacks, and the global Jihad lost ground.
Today we are stuck arguing who lost Iraq and created ISIS. This is a diversion from reality. ISIS headquarters is in Syria not Iraq. They are currently spreading, well, globally. Today they killed 50 near Gaza in Egypt. The other day it was Kuwait, Tunisia, and Libya. Before that, West Africa, East Africa, and Europe. There have been ISIS inspired attacks and arrests in the US.
Gee, maybe all this focus on who lost the Iraq war should be redirected and we should ask instead, "Who lost the Global War on Terror?".
I can tell you it wasn't Bush.
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