"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Mobs are always right. Right?
The unedited version of this is making the rounds on social media today, because as everyone knows, mobs are always right!
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
What To Do About ISIS? (bumped again)
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term "Levant" for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can here in the US to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where any jihadists may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your guy. If you want to choose brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean, nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Evan Sayet's 9/11 Conversion
Evan Sayet tells his 9/11 story and explains his conversion from liberal to "9/13 conservative".
This is just a short clip from an hour long speech titled "How Modern Liberals Think". Watch the whole speech here.
This is just a short clip from an hour long speech titled "How Modern Liberals Think". Watch the whole speech here.
Ted Cruz is Awesome! IV
Ted Cruz has done it once again. Exhibiting more "cohones" than the rest of the elected GOP combined, he spoke to a group of mostly Lebanese Arab Christians who call themselves "In Defense of Christians" (IDC) and said the following:
(From The Daily Caller)
Here is a link to the leadership list of the IDC: (Oops, they took down their leadership page! And there's no history at the Wayback Machine either. Suffice to say I went there yesterday and on the list was a who's who of Lebanese Americans. Some, like Ray LaHood (Obama's former Transportation Sec'y and Lebanese), James Zogby (Arab political activist and Lebanese), and John Ashcroft (a Bush 43 Attorney General, and a rare non Lebanese) were from the political world.)
Heres the clip of Cruz being booed and walking off stage: (Hat Tip: EWTN News Nightly's Jason Calvi)
See also:
Ted Cruz is Awesome!
Ted Cruz is Awesome! II
Ted Cruz is awesome! III
(From The Daily Caller)
So they booed him, and then he said, "If you won't stand with Israel and the Jews, then I won't stand with you." Then he walked off the stage. Bravo.“Religious bigotry is a cancer with many manifestations,” he continued. “ISIS, al-Qaida, Hezbollah, Hamas, state sponsors like Syria and Iran, are all engaged in a vicious genocidal campaign to destroy religious minorities in the Middle East. Sometimes we are told not to loop these groups together, that we have to understand their so called nuances and differences. But we shouldn’t try to parse different manifestations of evil that are on a murderous rampage through the region. Hate is hate, and murder is murder. Our purpose here tonight is to highlight a terrible injustice, a humanitarian crisis.”“Christians have no greater ally than Israel,” he said, at which point members of the crowd began to yell “stop it” and booed him.
Here is a link to the leadership list of the IDC: (Oops, they took down their leadership page! And there's no history at the Wayback Machine either. Suffice to say I went there yesterday and on the list was a who's who of Lebanese Americans. Some, like Ray LaHood (Obama's former Transportation Sec'y and Lebanese), James Zogby (Arab political activist and Lebanese), and John Ashcroft (a Bush 43 Attorney General, and a rare non Lebanese) were from the political world.)
Heres the clip of Cruz being booed and walking off stage: (Hat Tip: EWTN News Nightly's Jason Calvi)
See also:
Ted Cruz is Awesome!
Ted Cruz is Awesome! II
Ted Cruz is awesome! III
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
What to do about ISIS?
(Bumped for the president's speech tonight)
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your guy. If you want to choose brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean, nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly radical jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
What to do about ISIS?
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French
diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t
get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do
everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic
attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists.
Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to
ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond
that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a
comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan
consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive
action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once
known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national
policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that
person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your
guy. If you want to choose
brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter,
Obama is your guy. If you
want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean,
nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend
fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly radical jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
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