"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Monday, October 13, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Saturday, October 4, 2014
About that virus that ends in "a"...
Normally, when I borrow an idea I will credit the originator. In this case the originator deleted his tweet, and so shall remain anonymous. The original was somewhat more provocative than my version...
Friday, October 3, 2014
Why does Obama hate Fox News so much?
Yesterday Obama again singled out public enemy number one
in a speech at Northwestern University.
No, not ISIS, terrorists, jihadists, Ebola, Putin, or the IRS abusing
its power. No, Obama singled out
Fox News, of course, in front of a student audience. In a country with a private media, a
constitutional right to free speech, and a recent history of having government
agencies persecute the president’s political foes, how can anyone let alone an
auditorium full of young scholars tolerate that kind of abuse of power from
the chief executive? Not only did
they tolerate it they applauded.
When I was growing up I always heard about totalitarian
dictatorships and how they controlled their populations by controlling the
media. The Soviets were
particularly known for this. They
had complete control of the media and could pretty much manipulate their people
to believe whatever they wanted.
When I say media I’m not just referring to newspapers and TV news. I’m referring to all sources of
information in a society: news,
entertainment, and academia.
Which brings us to Barack Obama. You probably don’t think of Barack Obama as a dictator. He was democratically elected to be the
president of a constitutional republic after all, so he cannot be a
totalitarian dictator. But
consider this: there are two ways
a country can end up with a dictator - a leader or faction can seize totalitarian power by force, or the people
can grant totalitarian power to an individual or faction. For all intents and purposes Barack
Obama has been granted totalitarian dictatorial powers by the latter
route. In fact he is arguably the
most powerful dictator the world has ever known.
Think about it. Barack Obama is commander-in-chief of the worlds most powerful military,
and is uniquely able to wage war without congressional votes or opposition from
pacifists. He has carte blanche to selectively enforce laws, has carte
blanche to write laws, dissolves borders unilaterally, creates treaties
unilaterally, has weaponized every tentacle of the federal government to
persecute his enemies, is politically untouchable and unimpeachable, lies
to the country with impunity, his deputies have been found in contempt of congress
without repercussion, his policies have failed without repercussion. And…he has been granted almost complete
control of the media, with one BIG exception.
That one exception is Fox News. News Corporation and it’s flagship Fox News is the only large
media institution standing in the way of Barack Obama’s complete editorial
control of major media in the USA.
While there are significant opposition voices on the internet (this blog
being but a miniscule one), all of them combined pale in comparison to the
reach of ratings leader Fox News.
In Barack Obama’s world the constitutional protections of free speech,
a long history of tolerance, respect for private industry, and a disdain for
political interference all become subordinate to the Saul Alinsky tactical
imperative of winning at any cost.
Rule-of-law, the constitution, and tradition be damned, there’s a
revolution to be won, wealth to be redistributed, and a nation to be
fundamentally transformed!
Therefore Fox News must be stopped. In accordance with the Saul Alinsky
playbook Fox News must be mocked, ridiculed, disparaged, singled-out,
personalized, and vilified. Much
like the Koch brothers who rank near #40 in political contributions but are
enemy #1 in the Democrat pantheon of Alinsky targets, Fox News must be pounded
and vilified non-stop. And the
useful idiots at Northwestern laughed and applauded.
Barack Obama is arguably the most powerful dictator the
world has ever known – power willingly granted by the populace and popular media. All that stands between him and
complete totalitarian control, at least in his mind, is Fox News.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Why The Secret Service Isn't Concerned About Obama's Safety
Have you seen the many references to the mortal danger President Obama is in from potential assassins? The latest piece appeared today in the UK Guardian . I’m not surprised we are seeing these stories because racist whackos could be an additional threat for Obama, but make no mistake about it, Presidents face danger as all modern ones have found out. That said, Barack Obama is statistically much safer than even George W Bush was!
The tragic fact is that virtually every modern president has been the subject of some kind of assassination attempt. Every one. That’s not to excuse it, but to highlight that danger is part of the office. The job is not for the faint-of-heart. Some nut is going to try and fly a plane into your house (Nixon, Clinton, Bush 43), or blow you up (Kennedy, Bush 41, Bush 43), or just try to shoot you (Truman, Kennedy, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 43). And that is all of them post-WWII!
But, going back all the way, your chances of actually taking a bullet are almost twice as bad if you are a Republican. Five have been Republicans, (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Ford, Reagan) and three have been Democrats (Jackson, Truman, Kennedy).
As far as actual assassinations, three were Republicans (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley) and only one was a Democrat (Kennedy). In short, your chances of being killed are three times worse if you are a Republican! Moreover, Kennedy, the only Democrat was a tax-cutting supply-sider. If you look at it that way, Barack Obama will surely die in his bed as an old man. Now, if he could only quit smoking…
(This was written in March 2010. Hopefully Obama has quit smoking, but how would we know?)
The tragic fact is that virtually every modern president has been the subject of some kind of assassination attempt. Every one. That’s not to excuse it, but to highlight that danger is part of the office. The job is not for the faint-of-heart. Some nut is going to try and fly a plane into your house (Nixon, Clinton, Bush 43), or blow you up (Kennedy, Bush 41, Bush 43), or just try to shoot you (Truman, Kennedy, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 43). And that is all of them post-WWII!
But, going back all the way, your chances of actually taking a bullet are almost twice as bad if you are a Republican. Five have been Republicans, (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Ford, Reagan) and three have been Democrats (Jackson, Truman, Kennedy).
As far as actual assassinations, three were Republicans (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley) and only one was a Democrat (Kennedy). In short, your chances of being killed are three times worse if you are a Republican! Moreover, Kennedy, the only Democrat was a tax-cutting supply-sider. If you look at it that way, Barack Obama will surely die in his bed as an old man. Now, if he could only quit smoking…
(This was written in March 2010. Hopefully Obama has quit smoking, but how would we know?)
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Golf War II
Today we learned that President Obama has skipped about 60% if his daily intelligence briefings. The Daily Caller goes on to compare Obama's golf time to his intelligence briefing time, and finds where the presidents true priorities lie. All of which leads me to re-post this:
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Contract with America 2014
The Contract with America was a stroke of genius in
1994. It was introduced a scant
six weeks before the election, and it helped Republicans win big. As a result, Bill Clinton was forced to
“triangulate” for the remaining six years of his term. He eventually backed lower taxes (yes,
Clinton was ultimately a tax cutter!), reformed welfare, supported NAFTA, shrank
the federal government (remember “The era of big government is over!”) and arguably
was backed into a projected budget surplus. The economy and markets took off the day after the election of 1994.
Unfortunately, lacking geniuses in today’s GOP, there is
nothing similar happening this midterm.
I expect Republicans will lose their shot at Senate control, and they
deserve to. This was as close to a
gimmee as you get in politics. But
remember, we are not that far past the scant six weeks it took in 1994!
The argument against doing something like the Contract with America is that it would give the Democrats a target to shoot at. But that argument is valid only if the proposals are controversial and specific. By proposing items which are inarguable and non-specific, Democrats would be forced into a position of either arguing against inarguable proposals, or keeping quiet. My hunch is they would not keep quiet, and would expose themselves and their anti-freedom agenda.
The argument against doing something like the Contract with America is that it would give the Democrats a target to shoot at. But that argument is valid only if the proposals are controversial and specific. By proposing items which are inarguable and non-specific, Democrats would be forced into a position of either arguing against inarguable proposals, or keeping quiet. My hunch is they would not keep quiet, and would expose themselves and their anti-freedom agenda.
With that in mind, here is my version of an ad-hoc 2014 Contract with America:
Restoring the Constitution 2014
or
Freedom Agenda 2014
or
Freedom Agenda 2014
If Republicans are granted control of both houses of
congress in the November election of 2014, we pledge to propose the following
legislation within the first 100 days of taking office:
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
being persecuted by the IRS, or any other agency of the federal
bureaucracy, for political purposes.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
being stonewalled by any branch of the federal government during an
investigation of corruption, malfeasance, fraud, misuse of government
resources, or other dereliction of duty.
- A law which strengthens the tenth amendment and
strengthens the rights of citizens and states to be free from
usurpation of their powers - “The powers
not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by
it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the
people.”
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
stealth and hidden taxes.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
taxation without representation.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
foreign invasion across any border of The United States.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free from
federal taxes that are levied for purposes other than the constitutionally
mandated functions of the federal government.
- A law which strengthens the rights of
citizens to be free from
having any congress bind future congresses to its laws.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens
to be free to
purchase any lawful product.
- A law which strengthens the rights of citizens to be free to offer for sale any lawful product.
Properly done these ten freedoms would shrink the
federal government to its constitutional boundaries and put an end to: nationalized health insurance
(ObamaCare), IRS and other agency abuses, the uncompetitive corporate income tax
(corporations can’t vote), all federal wealth redistribution (placing all redistribution at the state level, and ending the conflict of interest that arises from redistributing wealth at the level of government that also prints the money), the perpetuation
of bad laws (each congress would need to approve existing law), open borders, the executive branch
stonewalling investigations by congress, and stealth taxes, to name just a few benefits.
Democrats would have a very difficult time arguing against
any of these proposals, and Republicans would win big without ever having to explain a single one in detail. Their base would know exactly where they were going, and would support it with votes and contributions.
But alas, no one’s home in GOP-ville.
This post has been updated.
This post has been updated.
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Mobs are always right. Right?
The unedited version of this is making the rounds on social media today, because as everyone knows, mobs are always right!
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
What To Do About ISIS? (bumped again)
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term "Levant" for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can here in the US to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where any jihadists may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your guy. If you want to choose brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean, nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
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