Evan Sayet tells his 9/11 story and explains his conversion from liberal to "9/13 conservative".
This is just a short clip from an hour long speech titled "How Modern Liberals Think". Watch the whole speech here.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Ted Cruz is Awesome! IV
Ted Cruz has done it once again. Exhibiting more "cohones" than the rest of the elected GOP combined, he spoke to a group of mostly Lebanese Arab Christians who call themselves "In Defense of Christians" (IDC) and said the following:
(From The Daily Caller)
Here is a link to the leadership list of the IDC: (Oops, they took down their leadership page! And there's no history at the Wayback Machine either. Suffice to say I went there yesterday and on the list was a who's who of Lebanese Americans. Some, like Ray LaHood (Obama's former Transportation Sec'y and Lebanese), James Zogby (Arab political activist and Lebanese), and John Ashcroft (a Bush 43 Attorney General, and a rare non Lebanese) were from the political world.)
Heres the clip of Cruz being booed and walking off stage: (Hat Tip: EWTN News Nightly's Jason Calvi)
See also:
Ted Cruz is Awesome!
Ted Cruz is Awesome! II
Ted Cruz is awesome! III
(From The Daily Caller)
So they booed him, and then he said, "If you won't stand with Israel and the Jews, then I won't stand with you." Then he walked off the stage. Bravo.“Religious bigotry is a cancer with many manifestations,” he continued. “ISIS, al-Qaida, Hezbollah, Hamas, state sponsors like Syria and Iran, are all engaged in a vicious genocidal campaign to destroy religious minorities in the Middle East. Sometimes we are told not to loop these groups together, that we have to understand their so called nuances and differences. But we shouldn’t try to parse different manifestations of evil that are on a murderous rampage through the region. Hate is hate, and murder is murder. Our purpose here tonight is to highlight a terrible injustice, a humanitarian crisis.”“Christians have no greater ally than Israel,” he said, at which point members of the crowd began to yell “stop it” and booed him.
Here is a link to the leadership list of the IDC: (Oops, they took down their leadership page! And there's no history at the Wayback Machine either. Suffice to say I went there yesterday and on the list was a who's who of Lebanese Americans. Some, like Ray LaHood (Obama's former Transportation Sec'y and Lebanese), James Zogby (Arab political activist and Lebanese), and John Ashcroft (a Bush 43 Attorney General, and a rare non Lebanese) were from the political world.)
Heres the clip of Cruz being booed and walking off stage: (Hat Tip: EWTN News Nightly's Jason Calvi)
See also:
Ted Cruz is Awesome!
Ted Cruz is Awesome! II
Ted Cruz is awesome! III
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
What to do about ISIS?
(Bumped for the president's speech tonight)
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists. Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably just pray.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your guy. If you want to choose brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean, nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly radical jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
What to do about ISIS?
What should we do about ISIS? (Or as the president prefers, ISIL, which uses the French
diplo-speak term Levant for the mideast, and after all who amongst us doesn’t
get a tingle up their leg from using French diplo-speak?) Whatever you call it, we should do
everything we can at the local level, here in the US, to prevent domestic
attacks from these extremely dangerous jihadists.
Overseas, we should retreat from areas where ISIS may attack. Beyond that we should probably pray.
So let’s prepare ourselves here and do everything we can to
ensure the jihadists can't hurt us. Beyond
that, let's do nothing until we have a competent president. Will there be chaos and mass casualties? Perhaps. But going to war with an incompetent commander would be like having open heart surgery performed by a
comedian -- better to do nothing, pray, eat healthy, and get to the gym.
I realize this is a contrarian position. There seems to be a bi-partisan
consensus forming that the Obama administration must take bold and decisive
action to fight ISIS “over there, so we don’t have to do it here”. Never mind that this sentiment was once
known as “The Bush Doctrine”, and that it’s repudiation is one of the core ideologies of our current president -- it only makes sense as national
policy with a competent Commander in Chief. Barack Hussein Obama is not and will never be that
person.
If you want to occupy the student union, Obama is your
guy. If you want to choose
brackets for March Madness, Obama is your guy. If you want to hear platitudes read off a teleprompter,
Obama is your guy. If you
want to hear how this country is racist, guilty, flawed, corrupt, unfair, mean,
nasty, sexist, and has a crappy constitution, Obama is your guy. If you want to play golf, attend
fundraisers, and do talk shows, Obama is your guy. But if you want to communicate with deadly radical jihadists in the only language they understand, the language of force, I’d recommend anyone other than Barack Hussein Obama, and that includes my Labradoodle.
Friday, August 15, 2014
America, We Have a Problem
I have no idea what happened in Ferguson, MO, and neither do you. And we all agree any unnecessary death is a tragedy. But we have a judicial system to deal with bad cops, if that turns out to be the case. Rioting, looting, Molotov cocktails, death threats, and the like, should be singled-out as inexcusable no matter what the facts turn out to be. Justice can only be served through our judicial system and that takes time, patience, civility, and wisdom. Instead of making that case convincingly and emphatically, as a president should, Barack Obama spoke to the nation in bland platitudes and equivocated.
America, we have a problem.
(Update: Obama spoke to the nation again yesterday (8/18) and again equivocated. If he wanted to avoid further violence, looting, anger, and hate, he could have explained to those calling for "death to Darren Wilson!" that we have a judicial system and that the facts will come out as they do in every public case, especially when there are dozens of eye witnesses as there are in this case. But this case should not be tried on TV, or in the streets, or from the pulpit, or with molotov cocktails. Instead he drew a moral equivalence between our judicial system and looting rioters. Think about this America -- The President of the United States, for political reasons, does not want to prevent further violence, looting, anger, and hate.)
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Friday, August 8, 2014
#WhenMoronsVote
PEACE PRIZE PRESIDENT POUNDS ISIS! Today Obama began the third Iraq war, which of course was completely avoidable had he not failed to keep a deterrent force in place. We were no longer losing soldiers there on a regular basis, the peace was holding, the government was bad, but not as bad as Hussein, it was a nascent democracy that was free to elect new leaders, and it was costing us very little to be there and deter radicals like ISIS. But no, Obama had a campaign promise to keep so we pulled out completely and left a vacuum. In the last week alone, ISIS murdered some 3000 civilians in Iraq. That's in one week.
So now we are bombing from 30,000 feet, which of course is the preferred method for Peace Prize enthusiasts. I'm sure Obama will use the Israeli system of dropping leaflets, making phone calls, and knocking first before bombing. Hey, that's what he did in Libya, right?
In light of this, it's time to revisit the whole series of "Obama is Awesome!" cartoon videos. Here they are in order:
So now we are bombing from 30,000 feet, which of course is the preferred method for Peace Prize enthusiasts. I'm sure Obama will use the Israeli system of dropping leaflets, making phone calls, and knocking first before bombing. Hey, that's what he did in Libya, right?
In light of this, it's time to revisit the whole series of "Obama is Awesome!" cartoon videos. Here they are in order:
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
An Open Letter from Benjamin Netanyahu to The American People
Dear America,
I too share your desire for peace. Like you, I am tired of the seemingly endless cycle of
violence. It gets to the point
where no one can even tell you where it all began. And certainly each side has its own version of history!
I have a unique proposal that will once and for all put and
end to this conflict. Of course,
some hard choices will have to be made.
I know I can trust the American people to hear me out, and give this
some careful thought. If we agree
that peace is the desired outcome, and that neither side has been able to
secure it yet, what choice do we have but to try something new? Doing the same thing and expecting a
different result is the very definition of insanity, right?
Let’s look at some of the elements we can all agree on
before getting into the specifics:
- Both sides believe their positions are justified and worth fighting for.
- One side has the military might, and the other suffers disproportionate casualties.
- Both sides would like to exist and govern themselves in a manner to their liking.
- The international community has put its faith in “land for peace” as an appropriate solution.
In light of the above, I do recommend swapping land to allow
the nation-less to establish their own self-governed nation. The new nation would be free to pursue
all the freedoms enjoyed by nations everywhere: they will be able to arm and defend themselves, they will be
free to trade with other nations, they can make and produce all the things they currently produce and disseminate. They would be free to establish Sharia Law if they
please. We may not agree with the
things they produce, what they disseminate, or how they treat others, but it
would be their country, ruled by them, sovereign, free, and independent.
There are already examples of Muslims living peacefully with
non-Muslims all over the world.
Several such examples are already right in your own country. Dearborn, Michigan is sometimes
referred to as “Dearbornistan” owing to its majority Muslim population. There are similar examples throughout
the US in numerous states.
Perhaps the best example is Illinois, which has more Muslims per capita
than any other state, and no one thinks of Illinois as a terror
state!
Once established, this new state would be a beacon for
like-minded people to immigrate to and live in peace, free of the oppression
they currently experience thanks to the endless conflict. Bombings, raids, drone attacks,
captures, prisons, -war itself - will no longer be an imperative! I know this will not be easy, but it
must be done and it must be done now!
Therefore, I believe Illinois would be the perfect place to
establish the new state of “al Qaedastan”, or if you prefer, “ISIS” (Islamic
State of Illinois and Syria”), a two-state solution, which will
once-and-for-all end the violence.
Finally, America and al Qaeda, living side-by-side in peace. Join me America, and stop this madness
now!
Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister, Israel
P.S. A majority of The UN has already endorsed this
proposal. This must be done at
once if the US hopes to remain among the community of nations.
P.P.S. I also believe that Khalid Sheik Muhammad, the
political prisoner currently in your custody, should be freed like Nelson
Mandela, and would likely rise to lead the new nation of al Qaedastan. Furthermore, I have taken the liberty
to nominate KSM to the Nobel Committee for consideration for the
peace prize. As expected, they are
onboard 100%!
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