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Thursday, September 22, 2016
Inner Cities, Islam, and Nuclear Physics
Can Nuclear physics teach us anything about what's going on in Charlotte, NC? How about Islam and jihad?
Nuclear explosions occur when there are sufficient unstable atoms packed into a tight space, and then induced into a chain reaction by releasing radicalized unbound nuclear particles into that unstable mass.
Bananas are slightly radioactive, as are some rocks in your backyard. But no matter how hard you try, you won't be able to induce a nuclear chain reaction in a banana or rock because the stable atoms that make-up the majority will prevent an explosion.
What's happening in Charlotte, and for that matter in every one of these cities that have rioted, is of two parts that exactly mirror the nuclear model. Part one is the packing into a tight space of unstable elements. Three generations of progressive policies in American inner cities, with federal support, have decimated the family structure. The pathologies that result have been well documented and are irrefutable. The local economies are weak , crime prevails, education is dismal, and single parents struggle to raise stable children. It is a tightly packed unstable mass.
Add to that mix some radicalization. A President who promotes radical movements in the inner city, has Al Sharpton as a top liaison, who denigrates the judicial system, who berates law enforcement, and who sees racism in every event, is a catalyst, not a stabilizing force. Obama's DOJ actually has a unit called Community Relations Services which goes into these riot torn cities to support and organize the rioters.
Then there's social media. In Charlotte, a rumor was circulated that the deceased man was armed with nothing but a book. The fact that the black Police Chief said it was a gun, not a book, had no effect because the radicalization of those in the street has unbound them from reason. Thus, a non-complying armed black belligerent who is shot by a black cop in a city with a black Police Chief becomes a racial incident.
It is the exact analogy for what has happened in the Islamic world. Part one is Islam itself. Not radical Islam, but plain-old everyday Islam. Wherever Islam is dominant there is a constellation of pathologies that result: unstable cultures, unstable economies, unstable families, and unstable individuals. Women are treated poorly, gays are put to death, children are beaten, infidels are killed or driven out. This is not the exception. This is the norm under Islam.
Add to that unstable mix some radicalization by a cleric or politician, and the jihad chain reaction takes place.
The proper response is to create stability within these unstable masses, and prevent radicalization. Easier said than done, I know. But a good place to start might be to end the progressive stranglehold on inner city policies. For jihad, perhaps we should throttle back on the importation of Islam into our country. We need to stabilize these unstable masses, and turn them into bananas and rocks.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
S.S. Trump vs. Obama's Legacy
As long as I'm on this Caddyshack/Trump/Dangerfield kick, I would be remiss if I didn't post this tidbit following Barack Obama, peace be upon him, going full radical cleric at the Black Caucus Foundation rally.
If you haven't seen it, watch here as Obama whips his audience into a frenzy over how it would be an insult if blacks don't vote Hillary, not because it would be an insult to her, but to HIS LEGACY!
(I realize the GIF may offend some precious snowflakes, but I'm pretty sure the stand-up-comedian-in-chief himself would chuckle at this vintage Caddyshack clip.)
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
S.S. Trump vs. Bush Yacht
Is anyone surprised to learn that George H.W. Bush will vote for Hillary Clinton?
Donald Trump reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield character in Caddyshack, where incidentally the Golf club was named BUSHwood, and he has dropped anchor on the Bush family yacht. Make that... yachts.
The more this race goes on, the more it resembles Caddyshack with Trump as Dangerfield upsetting the clubby establishment.
"Hey, you scratched my anchor!" Love that scene...
Monday, September 19, 2016
Moderate Muslims
A friend of mine, who was killed in The World Trade Center on 9/11, wrote an amazingly ironic passage in a letter from 1987 while traveling in Indonesia. His travel companion was an Israeli/New Zealander named David who was using his New Zealand passport because Indonesia didn't allow Israeli citizens into the country. Carl wrote, "On arriving, I noted that they [the Indonesians] seemed to be laid back Muslims, which David implied was impossible."
I'd never seen that letter until this year. It took my breath away.
I'd never seen that letter until this year. It took my breath away.
I bring this up in the context of the most recent terror attacks and the political debate about what to do with Muslim immigration and refugees.
Perhaps it all boils down to whether one has a Carl view, or a David view, of Islam?
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Memory Hole - 9/11 Edition
Today, being the fifteenth anniversary of 9/11, I'd like to remind folks that the 9/11 attack was conceived, planned, funded, staffed, trained, and scheduled, during the last Clinton administration. Osama bin Laden was well known to the Clintons, al Qaeda had declared war on the U.S., they had attacked the U.S., and there were multiple foregone opportunities to take them out. The jihad had already tried once to bring down the World Trade Center towers during the Clinton administration in 1993.
That's the kind of excellent vision and competence we would be getting with a new Clinton administration.
So could Donald Trump be any better? Here's what he said almost two years before 9/11:
Also remember, the Obama/Clinton team, despite their claims, had nothing to do with getting bin Laden. This is like the rooster claiming responsibility for the sunrise. Obama and Hillary opposed every single policy set in motion by the George W. Bush administration that actually led to the successful raid on bin Laden's compound in Afghanistan.
As I've stated many times before, my Labradoodle had more to do with getting bin Laden than Barack Hussein Obama, peace be upon him, or Hillary Rodham Clinton:
That's the kind of excellent vision and competence we would be getting with a new Clinton administration.
So could Donald Trump be any better? Here's what he said almost two years before 9/11:
“I really am convinced we’re in danger of the sort of terrorist attacks that will make the bombing of the Trade Center look like kids playing with firecrackers,” wrote Trump in his 2000 book, The America We Deserve. “No sensible analyst rejects this possibility, and plenty of them, like me, are not wondering if but when it will happen.”
Trump even mentions Osama bin Laden by name, in a criticism of an American foreign policy that too quickly jumps from one crisis to the next.
“One day we’re told that a shadowy figure with no fixed address named Osama bin-Laden is public enemy number one, and U.S. jetfighters lay waste to his camp in Afghanistan,” The Donald wrote. “He escapes back under some rock, and a few news cycles later it’s on to a new enemy and new crisis.”Source: Buzzfeed
Also remember, the Obama/Clinton team, despite their claims, had nothing to do with getting bin Laden. This is like the rooster claiming responsibility for the sunrise. Obama and Hillary opposed every single policy set in motion by the George W. Bush administration that actually led to the successful raid on bin Laden's compound in Afghanistan.
As I've stated many times before, my Labradoodle had more to do with getting bin Laden than Barack Hussein Obama, peace be upon him, or Hillary Rodham Clinton:
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
David Bossie - Living Dangerously
Donald Trump has done it now- he has hired David Bossie. For those who don't know who David Bossie is, he is the anti-Christ, Voldemort, and the most dangerous man alive to Democrats - especially to Hillary Clinton. David Bossie is the guy who won the SCOTUS case known as "Citizens United v. FEC".
Citizens United was a case about a documentary called "Hillary, The Movie", critical of Hillary Clinton, which came out during the 2008 presidential race. Democrats contended that showing the film was an illegal campaign contribution. David Bossie claimed it was free speech protected by the first amendment. He won. Democrats have never forgiven him or the justices who ruled in his favor. That's why they "danced in the streets" at the death of Antonin Scalia. That's why Obama berated the Supreme Court justices seated in front of him during the State of the Union address in 2010. And that's why one of the biggest applause lines at the recent DNC convention was about overturning Citizens United.
Now David Bossie is in charge of voter turnout for Donald Trump. Say what you will about the seriousness of Trump's efforts to mount an organized campaign in the traditional sense, the inclusion of David Bossie is further evidence that Trump is playing to win.
Apparently, David Bossie likes to live dangerously. Not only was he the winner of the Citizens United case, he is also one of the film-makers targeted by the Democrats. This targeted group includes film-makers who have been audited by the IRS, had their sponsors harassed by the government, and some have even been imprisoned.
Here's a list of the film-makers targeted by the Democrats:
Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, an Egyptian born Christian who made a YouTube video critical of Mohammed, was the ultimate political prisoner. He was the scapegoat blamed by Obama and Clinton for the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi, so they put him in prison for a year on dubious tangential charges. Nakoula's imprisonment was orchestrated to distract from the failure of Obama and Clinton to protect and defend their people in Libya, and to divert attention from the increasing risk of Islamic terrorism which they claimed to have defeated. The diversion worked, and they got reelected.
Joel Gilbert: Mr. Gilbert made an anti-Obama film called "Dreams From My Real Father". It drew the ire of Democrats on the Federal Election Commission (FEC) who voted unanimously to punish Mr. Gilbert. When Republicans pointed out that liberal filmmakers like Michael Moore were not similarly harassed, the punishment was eventually blocked. Were it not for the split FEC, Mr. Gilbert would have been sanctioned for making a movie critical of Barack Obama.
Dinesh D'Souza: Mr. D'Souza admitted giving more money than was allowed by federal law to a college friend who was running for office. More importantly though, he made a couple of anti-Obama films in 2012 and 2013. As a result of the ostensible campaign finance violation, he was confined for eight months, put on five months probation, and forced to undergo psychological counseling. Here's what liberal Harvard legal scholar Alan Dershowitz said about his conviction and sentence:
“The idea of charging him with a felony for this doesn’t sound like a proper exercise of prosecutorial discretion.... I can’t help but think that [D'Souza's] politics have something to do with it.... It smacks of selective prosecution.” He went on to say such alleged campaign violations are common in politics.Dinesh D'Souza has a new successful film currently in theaters called "Hillary's America". My advice to Dinesh - pack your bags for another stint...)
David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt: These two were behind the Planned Parenthood undercover videos made by The Center for Medical Progress. Barack Obama himself made a point to single them out. As part of their cover they used fake IDs that somehow became a pretense for felony charges, a raid on Daleidon's home, and seizures of his property.
“To storm into a private citizen’s home with a search warrant is outrageously out of proportion for the type of crime alleged,” said Matt Heffron a former federal prosecutor who is now Daleiden’s legal adviser. “It’s a discredit to law enforcement, an oppressive abuse of government power.”As of August 6th, 2016, all charges in Texas were been dropped against Daleiden. But the damage is done, he was sidelined for the primaries, and his funding is gone. The harassment succeeded.)
James O'Keefe, Joseph Basel, Robert Flanagan, and Stan Dai: These people were part of James O'Keefe's undercover video organization, Project Veritas, the organization that single-handedly took down one of Obama's favorite community organizer activist groups, ACORN. They went on to investigate Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu and ran afoul of the FBI while trying to make a film about her. They eventually settled for misdemeanor charges and accepted probation, fines, and community service. O'keefe has also been harassed by Obama's DHS for making films about the open Mexican border.
Logan Clements: Mr. Clements made a movie called "Sick and Sicker...", an unflattering portrayal of Obamacare. For his disloyalty he was handed his first ever IRS audit.
Breitbart News: Breitbart News also earned their first IRS audit. Breitbart is a multi-media internet megaphone that is foursquare opposed to Obama's policies. (Also, see David Bossie below who contributes occasionally to Breitbart.)
Glenn Beck, Pat Grey, and Scott Baker: Glenn Beck and his Blaze Network don't just make videos, they have an entire broadcast network, publish books, run a website, and do talk radio, all of which opposes Barack Obama's policies. So yeah, these guys all got their first IRS audits . But that's not all. Glenn Beck's top sponsor, GoldLine, was targeted by Democrats, specifically congressman Anthony Weiner, still the husband of Hillary's right hand person Huma Abedin, and a known political hit-man for Democrats and Obama. Weiner resigned his House seat in scandal, but his recently separated wife will play a major role in a possible Clinton administration.
David Bossie and James Bopp: These men were behind the aforementioned Citizens United SCOTUS case. David Bossie runs CU and James Bopp was the lawyer who defended the first amendment. The case centered around CU's right to make and show a film, in this case an unflattering portrait of Hillary Clinton. They won the case at the SCUTUS, but ran afoul of Obama and the entire Left who believe the first amendment only applies to Michael Moore and The New York Times. Hence, in front of the entire world, during a state of the union address, Barack Obama publicly berated the justices who upheld the first amendment rights of filmmakers, thus sending a message to justices, filmmakers, and supporters of people who make films: oppose me and I will use the Bully Pulpit to bully you.
Fox News - No list like this would be complete without mentioning Obama's number one target in the media and film world - Fox News. Fox has been singled-out and harassed personally by Barack Obama on numerous occasions. These attacks send a clear and chilling message to sponsors: Advertise on Fox and you will be the target of restrictive regulations, IRS audits, and federal harassment. Interestingly, Fox just broke a record high for viewer ratings and its founder Roger Ailes has been forced to resign after a sexual harassment lawsuit was filed against him.
Fox News - No list like this would be complete without mentioning Obama's number one target in the media and film world - Fox News. Fox has been singled-out and harassed personally by Barack Obama on numerous occasions. These attacks send a clear and chilling message to sponsors: Advertise on Fox and you will be the target of restrictive regulations, IRS audits, and federal harassment. Interestingly, Fox just broke a record high for viewer ratings and its founder Roger Ailes has been forced to resign after a sexual harassment lawsuit was filed against him.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Julian Assange Hints At Source (UPDATED 8/22)
Four people with access to information potentially damaging to Hillary Clinton have assumed room temperature in the last four months. All under mysterious circumstances.
John Jones (upper left), lawyer for WikiLeak's Julian Assange, was mysteriously struck and killed by a train on April 21st in London.
John Ashe (upper right), an ex- UN official, was about to testify in a case that involved the DNC and certain Arkansas connections of the Clintons when he was found dead in his home gym on June 22nd. His throat was reportedly crushed by a barbell.
Seth Rich (lower left), a DNC staffer with Clinton ties, was mysteriously beaten and gunned down in Washington, DC. on July 10th. Mr. Rich's death occurred about two weeks before WikiLeaks released their first batch of DNC email. WikiLeak's Julian Assange recently suggested Mr. Rich was his source.
Shawn Lucas (lower right) was found dead on August 2nd. Mr. Lucas made a video that went viral showing him serving a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. There are no reports yet of how he died.
Some have suggested I am engaging in "conspiracy theories" by listing these four mysterious deaths and noting their Clinton connections. I am doing no such thing. I am proposing no theories. Everything stated above is fact. If you see a conspiracy here, that's on you. If I was engaged in conspiracy theories, at a minimum I'd have mentioned the mysterious 1993 death of Clinton lawyer Vince Foster. I purposely did not.
To this date, there are no credible murder allegations against the Clintons after almost four decades of public life. There are however several credible rape allegations.
Some conspiracy theorists have suggested the Clinton body-count numbers about fifty. Here is a short list of some of them with links to the full lists.
John Ashe (upper right), an ex- UN official, was about to testify in a case that involved the DNC and certain Arkansas connections of the Clintons when he was found dead in his home gym on June 22nd. His throat was reportedly crushed by a barbell.
Seth Rich (lower left), a DNC staffer with Clinton ties, was mysteriously beaten and gunned down in Washington, DC. on July 10th. Mr. Rich's death occurred about two weeks before WikiLeaks released their first batch of DNC email. WikiLeak's Julian Assange recently suggested Mr. Rich was his source.
Shawn Lucas (lower right) was found dead on August 2nd. Mr. Lucas made a video that went viral showing him serving a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. There are no reports yet of how he died.
Some have suggested I am engaging in "conspiracy theories" by listing these four mysterious deaths and noting their Clinton connections. I am doing no such thing. I am proposing no theories. Everything stated above is fact. If you see a conspiracy here, that's on you. If I was engaged in conspiracy theories, at a minimum I'd have mentioned the mysterious 1993 death of Clinton lawyer Vince Foster. I purposely did not.
To this date, there are no credible murder allegations against the Clintons after almost four decades of public life. There are however several credible rape allegations.
Some conspiracy theorists have suggested the Clinton body-count numbers about fifty. Here is a short list of some of them with links to the full lists.
Monday, August 8, 2016
Mar-a-Lago vs. Detroit
Donald Trump said today, “The city of Detroit is the living, breathing example of my opponent’s failed economic agenda..."
Friday, August 5, 2016
Four Recent Mysterious Deaths Have Clinton Ties
John Jones, lawyer for WikiLeak's Julian Assange, was mysteriously struck and killed by a train on April 21st in London.
John Ashe, an ex- UN official, was about to testify in a case that involved the DNC and certain Arkansas connections of the Clintons when he was found dead in his home gym on June 22nd. His throat was reportedly crushed by a barbell.
Seth Rich, a DNC staffer with Clinton ties, was mysteriously beaten and gunned down in Washington, DC. on July 10th. Mr. Rich's death occurred about two weeks before WikiLeaks released their first batch of DNC email.
Shawn Lucas was found dead on August 2nd. Mr. Lucas made a video that went viral showing him serving a lawsuit against the DNC's Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Hillary Clinton. There are no reports yet of how he died.
UPDATE: Some have suggested I am engaging in "conspiracy theories" by listing these four mysterious deaths and noting their Clinton connections. I am doing no such thing. I am proposing no theories. Everything stated above is fact. If you see a conspiracy here, that's on you. If I was engaged in conspiracy theories, at a minimum I'd have mentioned the mysterious 1993 death of Clinton lawyer Vince Foster, but I purposely did not.
To this date, there are no credible murder allegations against the Clintons in almost four decades of public life. There are however several credible rape allegations. Again, these are facts, not theories.
John Ashe, an ex- UN official, was about to testify in a case that involved the DNC and certain Arkansas connections of the Clintons when he was found dead in his home gym on June 22nd. His throat was reportedly crushed by a barbell.
Seth Rich, a DNC staffer with Clinton ties, was mysteriously beaten and gunned down in Washington, DC. on July 10th. Mr. Rich's death occurred about two weeks before WikiLeaks released their first batch of DNC email.
Shawn Lucas was found dead on August 2nd. Mr. Lucas made a video that went viral showing him serving a lawsuit against the DNC's Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Hillary Clinton. There are no reports yet of how he died.
UPDATE: Some have suggested I am engaging in "conspiracy theories" by listing these four mysterious deaths and noting their Clinton connections. I am doing no such thing. I am proposing no theories. Everything stated above is fact. If you see a conspiracy here, that's on you. If I was engaged in conspiracy theories, at a minimum I'd have mentioned the mysterious 1993 death of Clinton lawyer Vince Foster, but I purposely did not.
To this date, there are no credible murder allegations against the Clintons in almost four decades of public life. There are however several credible rape allegations. Again, these are facts, not theories.
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
All Lies Matter, But Not All Are Equal
As I have stipulated many times, Donald Trump is full of shit. In his own book, "The Art Of The Deal", he talks about the use of hyperbole (bullshit) and its limits.
But let's compare that to Hillary Clinton. Her lies are infinitely more significant. She has lied in her capacity as a First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State, about really important things like people being killed, national security, classified information, corruption, selling state access, and on and on and on.
Hillary Clinton demonstrated her jaw dropping capacity for absolutely inexcusable lies just this past Sunday while talking to Chris Wallace. Watch the side by side comparison of Hillary talking to Wallace vs. her taped comments the day the Benghazi coffins arrived in the U.S.:
Remember, Hillary also promised to lock-up the filmmaker, which she actually did! Nakoula Basseley Nakoula was imprisoned for a year.
"You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on."Many times during this race Trump has thrown in "a little hyperbole".
But let's compare that to Hillary Clinton. Her lies are infinitely more significant. She has lied in her capacity as a First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State, about really important things like people being killed, national security, classified information, corruption, selling state access, and on and on and on.
Hillary Clinton demonstrated her jaw dropping capacity for absolutely inexcusable lies just this past Sunday while talking to Chris Wallace. Watch the side by side comparison of Hillary talking to Wallace vs. her taped comments the day the Benghazi coffins arrived in the U.S.:
Remember, Hillary also promised to lock-up the filmmaker, which she actually did! Nakoula Basseley Nakoula was imprisoned for a year.
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