Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Ted Cruz is Awesome! V
Yesterday, Ted Cruz (insert lefty and pop media laugh track here) announced he is running for president. He spoke at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University (insert secularist laugh track here) and gave a rousing, conservative, (insert establishment GOP laugh track here) thirty minute off-the-cuff speech (insert teleprompter apologist laugh track here). There was no equivocation, vague hedging, weasel words, or doubt about what he would fight for with every fiber of his being (insert special interest and lobbyist laugh track here).
I hope Ted Cruz is successful in going direct to the people. There just may be enough serious Americans who have their eyes open and cannot be convinced by a phony laugh track.
Here are links to the other four in the series:
Ted Cruz is Awesome! I (Cruz takes on DiFi)
Ted Cruz is Awesome! II (Cruz takes on ObamaCare)
Ted Cruz is Awesome! III (Cruz is proven right for taking on ObamaCare)
Ted Cruz is Awesome! IV (Cruz takes on Arab bigots)