"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
"UC Davis" - a Song for the Occupy Movement
Tin cops and Obama's coming
We're finally off the bus
Zuccotti I heard the drumming
Pepper Spray at UC Davis
Gotta keep Occupying
Policeman are spraying us down
Like Kent State long ago
What if you knew her
and she was allergic to ground
jalapeno, you know?
Tin cops and Obama's coming
We're finally off the bus
Zuccotti I heard the drumming
Pepper Spray at UC Davis
Pepper Spray UC Davis
Pepper Spray UC Davis
Four sprayed at
Four sprayed at...
Pepper Spray UC Davis
Pepper Spray UC Davis
Four sprayed at
Four sprayed at...
Friday, November 18, 2011
About that Shooting at the White House...
(THIS IS A RE-POST FROM 3/10 WHICH HAS NEW SIGNIFICANCE IN THE WAKE OF THE RECENT SHOTS FIRED AT THE WHITE HOUSE)
MONDAY, MARCH 8, 2010
Anatomy of a Myth IV – Obama is in More Danger than Other Presidents!
Have you seen the many references to the mortal danger President Obama is in from potential assassins? The latest piece appeared today in the UK Guardian . I’m not surprised we are seeing these stories because racist whackos could be an additional threat for Obama, but make no mistake about it, Presidents face danger as all modern ones have found out. That said, Barack Obama is statistically much safer than even George W Bush was!
The tragic fact is that virtually every modern president has been the subject of some kind of assassination attempt. Every one. That’s not to excuse it, but to highlight that danger is part of the office. The job is not for the faint-of-heart. Some nut is going to try and fly a plane into your house (Nixon, Clinton, Bush 43), or blow you up (Kennedy, Bush 41, Bush 43), or just try to shoot you (Truman, Kennedy, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 43). And that is all of them post-WWII!
But, going back all the way, your chances of actually taking a bullet are almost twice as bad if you are a Republican. Five have been Republicans, (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Ford, Reagan) and three have been Democrats (Jackson, Truman, Kennedy).
As far as actual assassinations, three were Republicans (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley) and only one was a Democrat (Kennedy). In short, your chances of being killed are three times worse if you are a Republican! Moreover, Kennedy, the only Democrat was a tax-cutting supply-sider. If you look at it that way, Barack Obama will die in his bed as an old man. Now, if he could only quit smoking…
The tragic fact is that virtually every modern president has been the subject of some kind of assassination attempt. Every one. That’s not to excuse it, but to highlight that danger is part of the office. The job is not for the faint-of-heart. Some nut is going to try and fly a plane into your house (Nixon, Clinton, Bush 43), or blow you up (Kennedy, Bush 41, Bush 43), or just try to shoot you (Truman, Kennedy, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 43). And that is all of them post-WWII!
But, going back all the way, your chances of actually taking a bullet are almost twice as bad if you are a Republican. Five have been Republicans, (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Ford, Reagan) and three have been Democrats (Jackson, Truman, Kennedy).
As far as actual assassinations, three were Republicans (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley) and only one was a Democrat (Kennedy). In short, your chances of being killed are three times worse if you are a Republican! Moreover, Kennedy, the only Democrat was a tax-cutting supply-sider. If you look at it that way, Barack Obama will die in his bed as an old man. Now, if he could only quit smoking…
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Gingrich Paternity Bombshell!
Now
that Newt Gingrich is surging in the polls, the media are gearing-up for the
obligatory smear phase. Most
people already know about Newt’s marital issues, his religious conversions, his
bouts of progressivism, and his tendency towards foot-in-mouth disease, but how many know that he is actually actor/comedian Jack Black’s father? Just uncovered, the shocking proof!!!
Newt Gingrich and son Jack Black share a laugh.
The Family Christmas Card
“Why can’t you f*%#ing idiots understand this?"
Me and Dad when we used to drop acid together.
Newt Gingrich and son Jack Black share a laugh.
The Family Christmas Card
“Why can’t you f*%#ing idiots understand this?"
Me and Dad when we used to drop acid together.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
2.5% Growth! Really?
Back during the housing bubble, counterintuitive momentum was artificially driven by a key piece of misleading information; "Triple A" ratings from government sanctioned rating agencies on mortgage securities. We all know how that worked out.
Today the stock market is skyrocketing on, among other things, the latest GDP growth estimates that have the economy up 2.5% in the third quarter; far from a new recession. But is this "real"? Consider: all government growth estimates are based on inflation adjusted dollars and the under-reporting of inflation is about...2.5%! This figure comes from John Williams at Shadow Government Statistics who looks into these things with a particularly astute eye. He's not alone, but you needn't listen to anyone. Instead, look at the overall dollar-price-of-gold since 2005, the base year for these government numbers.
Also, ask yourself, is it possible government appointees might have an incentive to under-report inflation? Or unemployment? Jus' askin'.
Today the stock market is skyrocketing on, among other things, the latest GDP growth estimates that have the economy up 2.5% in the third quarter; far from a new recession. But is this "real"? Consider: all government growth estimates are based on inflation adjusted dollars and the under-reporting of inflation is about...2.5%! This figure comes from John Williams at Shadow Government Statistics who looks into these things with a particularly astute eye. He's not alone, but you needn't listen to anyone. Instead, look at the overall dollar-price-of-gold since 2005, the base year for these government numbers.
Also, ask yourself, is it possible government appointees might have an incentive to under-report inflation? Or unemployment? Jus' askin'.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Memo to Occupy Wall Street
Memo to Occupy Wall Street: If you are wondering what happens when the 99% succeed in stopping the 1%, there's a really good book about that. It's called "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand and with each passing day it becomes more and more relevant. Be careful what you wish for.
Related Post: Obama's Mob
Related Post: Obama's Mob
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Gaddafi Bounce
Let me ask you a question: What if a person lied, cheated, and stole a billion dollars but then used the money to help catch and kill a murderer; would that be a net contribution to society? This is the question we face after the killing of Muammar Gaddafi. Recall: UN-1973, which was the basis for US and NATO intervention was a humanitarian effort to maintain a no-fly zone over Libya and protect civilians. That was a lie. UN-1973 was regime change. We were also promised it was a mission of days not 8 months costing a billion dollars. Regardless of what UN-1973 was or was not, no attempt was made to include congress or even congressional leaders in the decision. Inexcusable.
Every day in American courts, police who capture criminals are punished for doing so if they employ extra-legal methods. So too should Barack Obama be punished in the polls for doing a good thing the wrong way.
Every day in American courts, police who capture criminals are punished for doing so if they employ extra-legal methods. So too should Barack Obama be punished in the polls for doing a good thing the wrong way.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Nein! - Nein! - Nein!
I must say I was disheartened by the idiotic attacks on Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan last night in Las Vegas. It’s one thing to find legitimate issues with Cain’s plan, (and they're there) but it’s another to invent fantasy issues in a lame attempt to ding a front-runner.
As for Herman Cain’s sales skills in defending his plan: his responses showed he is no Mitt Romney!
I like 9-9-9. It may be just a tax plan, but it’s a darn good one and it’s not what the naysayers made it out to be last night. It’s bad enough Herman Cain’s got Barack Obama spewing misinformation about his plan, the last thing he needs is a GOP circular firing squad aiming at him.
Once again:
9-9-9 is not a VAT. A retail sales tax is not a VAT. Many states have retail sales taxes but none has a VAT. Herman Cain needs to be able to nail this charge in as many words and then stop talking. This is what a VAT looks like. See update below.
9-9-9 will not give New Hampshire a state sales tax. This is just stupid. Herman’s “apples and oranges” explanation was adequate but he needs to slay this ridiculous charge with a sniper bullet to the forehead: Texas has no income tax and the federal income tax doesn’t change that. The same logic applies to sales taxes in NH or any other state. Period.
9-9-9 will not increase tax rates on the poor. Cain really needs to be able to nail this and I’ve heard him almost do it. He knows pizza, right? All he needs to say is this:
“I know pizza. A $10.00 pizza has about $1.00 of embedded stealth corporate taxes built-in. The guy who grows the wheat pays a 35% corporate income tax, as does the tomato grower, all the processors, the delivery companies, and the restaurant. 75% of that goes away with a 9% flat business tax and in it’s place is a transparent 9% retail sales tax on a now $9.25 pizza. Total price: still about $10.00.”
Cain calls the stealth taxes issue “sneak-a-tax” and I like that. In fact, I think stealth taxes are at the root of all tax evils today.
The 9-9-9 sales tax will never result in an ever increasing rate. Why? Because it is not a stealth tax. Only stealth taxes go up inexorably and quietly. Transparent taxes that hit everyone cannot go up indefinitely lest voters fall asleep. This one is a slam dunk.
There are legit reasons to refute Cain’s plan and I think Newt Gingrich nailed it when Anderson Cooper asked him why it was such a hard sell: “You just watched it” said Newt after watching the Republican field throw clueless flak in Cain’s face. Revolutions are tricky to sell. Even good ones take time, and time is in short supply.
There is a huge industry built around our current tax code and it includes every elected officeholder in Washington. Cain touched on this last night and it will make changing the tax code next-to impossible. In today’s Wall Street Journal, Art Laffer, perhaps the most respected voice on tax policy today, writes a full-throated endorsement of Cain’s 9-9-9 plan and disputes the notion that it would be next-to impossible to pass. As proof he cites Reagan’s success in getting Kemp-Roth passed in the senate with a 97-3 vote. What he omits is the fact that Reagan had just been shot! I seriously doubt that vote would have looked anything like that without the “Win One for the Gipper” vibe.
There are great reasons to like Cain’s 9-9-9 plan: It eliminates stealth taxes and puts everything right in front of voters for them to see. The low marginal rates of 9-9-9 will generate huge growth in revenue as per the Laffer-Curve. The 9% sales tax will finally tax the underground economy at the federal level. It is exponentially simpler than what we have. (Unfortunately, when discussing it relative to today’s monstrosity, the complexity of the current system makes comparisons…complex. A frustrating Catch-22.)
The only thing 9-9-9 needs is a master salesman and 65 votes in the senate (for insurance!). Short of that, some miracle boost like Kemp-Roth got. That’s not too much to ask for, is it?
Update: Apparently, some are claiming the 9% business tax is akin to a VAT, not the sales tax part. (see WSJ Letters 10/25/11) That is because it applies not just to profits but to payroll as well. This is a good point and one I missed, however it still is not a VAT but rather a combined payroll tax and business income tax. By the logic of those claiming it is a VAT, we already have a VAT in the payroll taxes for Medicare and Social Security that total over thirteen percent of payroll currently! This is nonsense.
A business earning ten percent profits with a payroll running twenty percent will pay about three percent under Cain's plan verses six percent under current tax law as a percent of gross receipts. That is a fifty percent improvement versus current law! Still a stealth tax, but a smaller one by half and certainly not a Value-Added-Tax. I'd rather see all stealth taxes gone and every cent paid by voters, but no politician is currently recommending that.
Update: Apparently, some are claiming the 9% business tax is akin to a VAT, not the sales tax part. (see WSJ Letters 10/25/11) That is because it applies not just to profits but to payroll as well. This is a good point and one I missed, however it still is not a VAT but rather a combined payroll tax and business income tax. By the logic of those claiming it is a VAT, we already have a VAT in the payroll taxes for Medicare and Social Security that total over thirteen percent of payroll currently! This is nonsense.
A business earning ten percent profits with a payroll running twenty percent will pay about three percent under Cain's plan verses six percent under current tax law as a percent of gross receipts. That is a fifty percent improvement versus current law! Still a stealth tax, but a smaller one by half and certainly not a Value-Added-Tax. I'd rather see all stealth taxes gone and every cent paid by voters, but no politician is currently recommending that.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Mitt Romney - Birth of a Salesman
I watched the GOP debate in New Hampshire last night and thought something new happened: Mitt Romney showed how talented he is as a salesman. Now, when I say “salesman” I don’t mean it in the pop-culture sense like “huckster” or “con-man”. No, I mean it as a huge mega-compliment.
I have the utmost regard for quality salespeople; the people of integrity who bring new products, services, and ideas to a reflexively skeptical audience. (Think Steve Jobs.) And boy are we skeptical when it comes to politicians!
The skills necessary to excel in sales are often misunderstood outside business circles. A good salesman does not trick you into buying something you don’t want. A good salesman does not convince you to act against your interests. No, a good salesman has the skills to understand what is important to you and then explain his product intelligently in those terms. Moreover, a good salesman must have a solid product, be knowledgeable, trustworthy, and likeable.
Selling is just a piece of making a good President, but selling is really important. What if a President had a truly decent product (agenda) but lacked the skills to implement it? Would that person make a good President? What if a President had a really bad product and managed to cynically convince us to buy it against our interests? Would that person make a good President?
Last night Mitt Romney passed the sales test for me in a way he hadn't before, but that doesn’t make him perfect. (No one’s perfect, except of course my wife!)
My problems with Mitt Romney are a bit different than the usual. You see, I’m actually OK with Romneycare. In fact, I’m OK with the individual mandate at the state level. The reason for this, as Mitt has explained, is that we’ve always had a mandate in health care, except it was one-sided. That mandate was always on the providers and it forced them to treat anyone who walked into an emergency room. That forced a reciprocal mandate on responsible, insured folks to cover the costs of those who refuse to pay. (Remember, those who are indigent are covered by Medicaid!)
The debate over Obamacare has been hijacked by the mandate controversy because the issue of constitutionality is seen by opponents as a way to kill it in the courts. That may or may not work, but I think it’s been a distraction. The real evil of Obamacare is that it nationalizes the remaining 50% of the health care market and that will kill innovation, access, quality, and life. I think Mitt Romney gets this and the Massachusetts plan was not a similar takeover.
I’m also OK with being pro-choice and pro-life, even though my views may differ from Romney’s at any given time. I’m OK with choice early in a pregnancy, but I define late-term abortion as taking a life. ‘Nuff said.
No, my problem with Mitt Romney is that he does not seem to understand Obama’s role in the financial meltdown. I’ve heard him say things like: “Obama did not cause this mess. He’s a nice enough guy. But he made it worse!” I find this a fundamental misreading of the biggest issue of the day. As much as any one man, Barack Obama did cause the meltdown in 2008 and has lied about it and blamed others ever since. He was known as the “Senator from Fannie Mae” for Pete’s sake! He worked with ACORN to force banks to make bad loans in the ‘90s. He voted for TARP. His fingerprints are all over this from the get-go. And yes, he did make it worse.
I realize the polls don’t agree with this assessment and Acade-Media-Wood have done a great job of covering Obama’s tracks, but I expect the Republican nominee to at least understand this. And once they understand it, I’d hope they can sell it in a general election. Based on last night, Mitt Romney is half way there.
(I realize there were others at that debate and I thought Michelle Bachman was the other winner, but this post is limited in scope.)
I have the utmost regard for quality salespeople; the people of integrity who bring new products, services, and ideas to a reflexively skeptical audience. (Think Steve Jobs.) And boy are we skeptical when it comes to politicians!
The skills necessary to excel in sales are often misunderstood outside business circles. A good salesman does not trick you into buying something you don’t want. A good salesman does not convince you to act against your interests. No, a good salesman has the skills to understand what is important to you and then explain his product intelligently in those terms. Moreover, a good salesman must have a solid product, be knowledgeable, trustworthy, and likeable.
Selling is just a piece of making a good President, but selling is really important. What if a President had a truly decent product (agenda) but lacked the skills to implement it? Would that person make a good President? What if a President had a really bad product and managed to cynically convince us to buy it against our interests? Would that person make a good President?
Last night Mitt Romney passed the sales test for me in a way he hadn't before, but that doesn’t make him perfect. (No one’s perfect, except of course my wife!)
My problems with Mitt Romney are a bit different than the usual. You see, I’m actually OK with Romneycare. In fact, I’m OK with the individual mandate at the state level. The reason for this, as Mitt has explained, is that we’ve always had a mandate in health care, except it was one-sided. That mandate was always on the providers and it forced them to treat anyone who walked into an emergency room. That forced a reciprocal mandate on responsible, insured folks to cover the costs of those who refuse to pay. (Remember, those who are indigent are covered by Medicaid!)
The debate over Obamacare has been hijacked by the mandate controversy because the issue of constitutionality is seen by opponents as a way to kill it in the courts. That may or may not work, but I think it’s been a distraction. The real evil of Obamacare is that it nationalizes the remaining 50% of the health care market and that will kill innovation, access, quality, and life. I think Mitt Romney gets this and the Massachusetts plan was not a similar takeover.
I’m also OK with being pro-choice and pro-life, even though my views may differ from Romney’s at any given time. I’m OK with choice early in a pregnancy, but I define late-term abortion as taking a life. ‘Nuff said.
No, my problem with Mitt Romney is that he does not seem to understand Obama’s role in the financial meltdown. I’ve heard him say things like: “Obama did not cause this mess. He’s a nice enough guy. But he made it worse!” I find this a fundamental misreading of the biggest issue of the day. As much as any one man, Barack Obama did cause the meltdown in 2008 and has lied about it and blamed others ever since. He was known as the “Senator from Fannie Mae” for Pete’s sake! He worked with ACORN to force banks to make bad loans in the ‘90s. He voted for TARP. His fingerprints are all over this from the get-go. And yes, he did make it worse.
I realize the polls don’t agree with this assessment and Acade-Media-Wood have done a great job of covering Obama’s tracks, but I expect the Republican nominee to at least understand this. And once they understand it, I’d hope they can sell it in a general election. Based on last night, Mitt Romney is half way there.
(I realize there were others at that debate and I thought Michelle Bachman was the other winner, but this post is limited in scope.)
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