"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (Pls note: This is a comedy site and I am a comedian, so don't take anything here seriously. It's all in jest, haha. For entertainment purposes only!)
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Arrogant Association of Retired Persons
I attended the health care rally in Washington on Thursday where some 10 to ? thousand people showed up, and stood in the bright sunshine cheering and waving signs as an endless parade of speakers came to the microphones in opposition to government-run healthcare. The rally was pretty amazing on several levels but for me the most amazing thing was what I over-heard on the train ride home. Sitting across from me was a woman who apparently worked at AARP which had just held a press conference announcing their support for the 2000 page bloated house bill and she was explaining to the person on the other end of the phone -venom dripping from her tongue- about how "those tea party people" were in Washington sucking oxygen from the AARP. I couldn't help wondering how many of the thousands at that rally, many of whom were of an advanced age, do business with the AARP and are dues paying members. If only they could see the arrogance and condescension of the very organization purporting to represent them...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Margin of Fraud?
Honest elections are so rare in New Jersey that we refer to close polls as being within the "Margin of Fraud". Well, not that close - 5%!
Again I have to remind anyone who sees this post, (both of you) that your tax dollars are funding this fraud through groups like ACORN, which are blatantly political but somehow recieve massive amounts of federal money. If you agree with the agenda and tactics of these groups, pay your taxes. If you disagree with ACORN's agenda and pay taxes, know that they are stealing your precious right to vote - with your money.
Again I have to remind anyone who sees this post, (both of you) that your tax dollars are funding this fraud through groups like ACORN, which are blatantly political but somehow recieve massive amounts of federal money. If you agree with the agenda and tactics of these groups, pay your taxes. If you disagree with ACORN's agenda and pay taxes, know that they are stealing your precious right to vote - with your money.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Ouch...
"There is no means of avoiding a final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as a result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved." -Ludwig Von Mises
Why do I think we are going to get both?
(Nod - I lifted the Mises quote from a comment on a Bruce Bartlett Forbes piece.)
http://rate.forbes.com/comments/CommentServlet?op=cpage&sourcename=story&StoryURI=2009/10/29/depression-recession-gdp-imf-milton-friedman-opinions-columnists-bruce-bartlett.html&com=92267
Why do I think we are going to get both?
(Nod - I lifted the Mises quote from a comment on a Bruce Bartlett Forbes piece.)
http://rate.forbes.com/comments/CommentServlet?op=cpage&sourcename=story&StoryURI=2009/10/29/depression-recession-gdp-imf-milton-friedman-opinions-columnists-bruce-bartlett.html&com=92267
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Clearinghouse
When Bill Clinton strayed too far from the principles on which our country was founded or acted like an ass, criminal, or dunce, he had a compliant pop-media to cover for him with few exceptions. Chief among the dissenters was Rush Limbaugh who fulminated for 3 hours every day on national syndicated radio to millions of listeners. I'm sure Limbaugh was a thorn in Clinton's side, but he was not as effective as he could have been due to his sometimes offensive style. Even when I agree with Rush, I have a hard time getting past the pointless self promotion, unnecessary bravado, and dark moods. I'm sure this acts as an impediment to "closing the sale" with fence-sitters.
I won't even elaborate on Bush 43's situation since he had no compliant pop-media and critics in every corner on the right. (See: Steel tarrifs, NCLB, Medicare Part D, Immigration, Meyers, Patriot Act, etc. and that doesn't even get to the war issues!)
Now we get to President Obama who is by all appearances leading a vigorous Marxist Coup in Washington in broad daylight with the willing consent of the pop-media, his own ruling party, the powerless Republicans, and a good chunk of the American Sheep Herd. Standing in his way is talk radio including the aforementioned Rush Limbaugh, an enlivened Fox News, and the Wild Wild Net. One Fox commentator, Glenn Beck, has stood above the rest and acted like a clearinghouse for all the pieces of the puzzle which together prove the case that we are living through a Marxist Coup the likes of which have never been seen before in America. And he's doing it artfully, humbly, sincerely, emotionally, and with a methodical approach which builds the case brick by brick, night after night. Moreover, he is building a cadre of feeder sources from the Net and others which provide him the leads which comprise his wall of evidence. He's become the most powerful, articulate, entertaining, and effective spokesman and clearinghouse for exposing this Marxist Coup. No wonder Obama is lashing out like a cornered bully.
In retrospect, Bill Clinton had it soooo much easier...
I won't even elaborate on Bush 43's situation since he had no compliant pop-media and critics in every corner on the right. (See: Steel tarrifs, NCLB, Medicare Part D, Immigration, Meyers, Patriot Act, etc. and that doesn't even get to the war issues!)
Now we get to President Obama who is by all appearances leading a vigorous Marxist Coup in Washington in broad daylight with the willing consent of the pop-media, his own ruling party, the powerless Republicans, and a good chunk of the American Sheep Herd. Standing in his way is talk radio including the aforementioned Rush Limbaugh, an enlivened Fox News, and the Wild Wild Net. One Fox commentator, Glenn Beck, has stood above the rest and acted like a clearinghouse for all the pieces of the puzzle which together prove the case that we are living through a Marxist Coup the likes of which have never been seen before in America. And he's doing it artfully, humbly, sincerely, emotionally, and with a methodical approach which builds the case brick by brick, night after night. Moreover, he is building a cadre of feeder sources from the Net and others which provide him the leads which comprise his wall of evidence. He's become the most powerful, articulate, entertaining, and effective spokesman and clearinghouse for exposing this Marxist Coup. No wonder Obama is lashing out like a cornered bully.
In retrospect, Bill Clinton had it soooo much easier...
Corruption in New Jersey?
Is this even possible? Corruption in New Jersey?
What next...
Corruption Sting Hits NJ Democrats
Just for once I'd like to see systemic fraud be bi-partisan. I mean, if it's always one party fighting against voter IDs, electronic voting, signature checking, fraud detection, absentee ballot anti-fraud, ACORN registration supervision, etc., one could get the idea that there is a political party that actually SUPPORTS fraud! I for one would much prefer neither party support fraud, but if one party insists, what are the risks of unilateral disarmament???
What next...
Corruption Sting Hits NJ Democrats
Just for once I'd like to see systemic fraud be bi-partisan. I mean, if it's always one party fighting against voter IDs, electronic voting, signature checking, fraud detection, absentee ballot anti-fraud, ACORN registration supervision, etc., one could get the idea that there is a political party that actually SUPPORTS fraud! I for one would much prefer neither party support fraud, but if one party insists, what are the risks of unilateral disarmament???
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Microwave Government
Ever try to cook a steak in a microwave oven? Most likely you’ll end up with a ghastly grey slab that has the consistency of shoe leather and is about as appealing as road kill. Some things are better done the simple way; slowly over an open fire. Consider the case of our federal government: We declared independence in 1776 but didn’t ratify a constitution until 1788. That document was debated ad nauseum by it's authors in voluminous print before the colonies voted it in. Wasn't that effort worth the time to get it right? Now Washington votes on major legislation running 2000 pages long which radically transforms the very essence of our republic that not a single member of the legislature has even taken the time to read. Moreover, these bills are comprised almost entirely of venal political favors and payoffs. We are cooking all our laws including those concerning banking, health care, business, energy, environment, and defense in a giant dirty microwave oven. Supper anyone?
Monday, October 26, 2009
Optional Option???
Now that the so-called "public-option" is "optional" what's not to like? Oh, I don't know, maybe all of it? Let me get this straight; the helpful folks in Washington who have bankrupted Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Amtrak, The US Post Office, and every other entity they have ever meddled in, are going to avoid making the same mistakes by socializing medicine but allowing states to "opt-out" of this wonderful benefit? Is Harry Reid serious? Have you ever heard of a federal tax that you could "opt-out" of? In other words, the taxes and devalued currency to pay for this boondoggle will be mandatory for all Americans, but not-to-worry, the subsidized benefit is strictly optional. Think of it like Mafia thugs coming to you and shaking you down for "protection money". To stop the beatings, you pay up and as they are leaving, they wink and inform you that the payments must continue but you have the right to "opt-out" of the "protection" part of the deal. Hey, "That's the Chicago Way"...
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Saved or Created!
Reporter: “Coach, care to comment on your season so far?”
Coach: “Sure. I’m proud of my performance as well as that of my team. Together we saved or created thousands of points. Of course we always want to improve, but I think saving or creating thousands of points is pretty darn good, don’t you?”
Reporter: “Sure coach, but what does that mean “saved or created thousands of points”?”
Coach: “It means exactly what it sounds like! We all know what the worst case looks like so we just compare our performance with the worst case and call the difference “saved or created”, and as you all know, thousands of points are not just growing on trees in this league, right?”
Reporter: “Right you are coach, but as it happens, you are currently in last place and have yet to win a single game!”
Coach: “Sure you can look at it that way, but I prefer to look on the bright side and think how much worse it could have been if I hadn’t been such an awesome coach!”
Reporter: “Riiiight…Thanks coach. By the way, are you currently making any career contingency plans?”
Coach: “Sure. I’m proud of my performance as well as that of my team. Together we saved or created thousands of points. Of course we always want to improve, but I think saving or creating thousands of points is pretty darn good, don’t you?”
Reporter: “Sure coach, but what does that mean “saved or created thousands of points”?”
Coach: “It means exactly what it sounds like! We all know what the worst case looks like so we just compare our performance with the worst case and call the difference “saved or created”, and as you all know, thousands of points are not just growing on trees in this league, right?”
Reporter: “Right you are coach, but as it happens, you are currently in last place and have yet to win a single game!”
Coach: “Sure you can look at it that way, but I prefer to look on the bright side and think how much worse it could have been if I hadn’t been such an awesome coach!”
Reporter: “Riiiight…Thanks coach. By the way, are you currently making any career contingency plans?”
Friday, October 23, 2009
Leapfrog
I constantly hear stories about how well cellular phones work in other parts of the world versus the typical dropped calls and spotty broadband here in the US. Part of the reason, I’m told, is the phenomenon of leapfrogging technology and that our ubiquitous copper-wire phone network slowed our jump to wireless. I think something like that is happening to our democracy, or more accurately, our democratic republic.
I live in NJ where we now have a competitive three way gubernatorial race winding down and it is extremely likely that our next governor will win with a narrow plurality, much less than a majority. Such is potentially the case with 3 way races in most elections in the US. But many parts of the world have learned this lesson and provide for a runoff in the case of a plurality. After all, if you were designing a democracy from scratch, wouldn’t a runoff law make perfect sense?
Under our system, the actual election is designed to be the “runoff” and the primary is how we narrow it down to a dichotomy. Unfortunately, we never fully accounted for the fact that not all candidates would want to slog it out in the primaries, and some would just keep their powder dry to run on third party tickets. (Remember Ross Perot and Ralph Nader?) I don’t have a problem with 3rd parties at all, provided we have a good runoff provision of some kind.
Another area where we may have been leapfrogged is in voter fraud. How is it that we know for certain there were fraudulent votes in Afghanistan but we have no idea what’s happening in, say, Chicago graveyards? We can’t even get a voter ID law passed in any state without endless court challenges. On what planet does this make sense? Has no one ever heard of ACORN or Mickey Mouse the Voter? Why is it that we trust Diebold with our money at ATMs everywhere but not our electronic vote? Why is it that absentee paper votes have mushroomed wherever electronic voting has taken hold?
So I ask, without strong runoff laws and trustworthy fraud-free elections, are we not setting ourselves up for a very messy democratic future? Stay tuned…
BTW: Wikipedia has a very good explanation of the various “Two-Round” voting systems used around the world:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runoff_election
I live in NJ where we now have a competitive three way gubernatorial race winding down and it is extremely likely that our next governor will win with a narrow plurality, much less than a majority. Such is potentially the case with 3 way races in most elections in the US. But many parts of the world have learned this lesson and provide for a runoff in the case of a plurality. After all, if you were designing a democracy from scratch, wouldn’t a runoff law make perfect sense?
Under our system, the actual election is designed to be the “runoff” and the primary is how we narrow it down to a dichotomy. Unfortunately, we never fully accounted for the fact that not all candidates would want to slog it out in the primaries, and some would just keep their powder dry to run on third party tickets. (Remember Ross Perot and Ralph Nader?) I don’t have a problem with 3rd parties at all, provided we have a good runoff provision of some kind.
Another area where we may have been leapfrogged is in voter fraud. How is it that we know for certain there were fraudulent votes in Afghanistan but we have no idea what’s happening in, say, Chicago graveyards? We can’t even get a voter ID law passed in any state without endless court challenges. On what planet does this make sense? Has no one ever heard of ACORN or Mickey Mouse the Voter? Why is it that we trust Diebold with our money at ATMs everywhere but not our electronic vote? Why is it that absentee paper votes have mushroomed wherever electronic voting has taken hold?
So I ask, without strong runoff laws and trustworthy fraud-free elections, are we not setting ourselves up for a very messy democratic future? Stay tuned…
BTW: Wikipedia has a very good explanation of the various “Two-Round” voting systems used around the world:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runoff_election
Thursday, October 22, 2009
All Hail The Mighty Pay Czar!!!
I know many people have bought into the Obama/McCain/Pop-Media explanation of the "Community Credit Crisis" and can see the logic of limiting the pay of reckless and greedy executives who got billions in government bailouts. Problem is, that's not what happened! In my upcoming best-selling book and companion Oscar-winning documentary, "The Community Organizer, The Community Organization, The Community Re-Investment Act, and The Community Credit Crisis" I carefully document that it was in fact Washington's policy of making home ownership an entitlement, through tax policy (mortgage deduction, etc.) legislation (Community Reinvestment Act, ACORN, etc), GSEs (Government Sponsored Enterprises like Fannie and Freddie), and monetary policy (FED easy money and then too tight) that caused the crisis and not greedy bankers. Limiting the bankers pay is populist TYRANNY plain and simple.
Besides, what if hypothetically it was the bankers fault? Shouldn't Obama just fire all the old greedy ones and hire a bunch of new "smart" ones and let them earn whatever the market will bear? After all, they just inherited the mess! Don't hold your breath...
Besides, what if hypothetically it was the bankers fault? Shouldn't Obama just fire all the old greedy ones and hire a bunch of new "smart" ones and let them earn whatever the market will bear? After all, they just inherited the mess! Don't hold your breath...
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